To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity:

i got this in a email.
i thougt it was pretty funny.
shout outs to my girl Lateshia! lol -At lunch time, sit in your parked car wit sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars... see if they slow down. -Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!
-Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
-Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks . Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
-In the memo field of all your checks, write "for Marijuana".
-Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.
-Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
-Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.
-Sing along at the Opera.
-Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.
-When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I won ! I won!'
-When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'
-Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'
And the final way to keep a healthy level of Insanity....
-Pick up a box of comdoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter, and ask where the fitting rooms are.
LMFAO!

5 comments:

Sandra G. said...

OMG!!! I almost swallowed my gum! hahahahah that last one reallt sealed the deal!

ron.marcelo said...

hahahah wow.

Nae Nae said...

i know right. these joints are so funny! lol

tommeh said...

I received the same email some few months ago. I printed it and now it's pasted close to my reading desk. It's hilarious how U read @ least a sentence n go crazy.. n what's next? Studyin' becomes a piece of cake..

Mika said...

I thought i commented on this but i dont see it lol... this was effin hilarious man lol