To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity:

i got this in a email.

i thougt it was pretty funny.

shout outs to my girl Lateshia! lol -At lunch time, sit in your parked car wit sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars... see if they slow down. -Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice!

-Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

-Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks . Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

-In the memo field of all your checks, write "for Marijuana".

-Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

-Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

-Specify that your drive-through order is 'to go'.

-Sing along at the Opera.

-Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

-When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I won ! I won!'

-When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'

-Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

And the final way to keep a healthy level of Insanity....

-Pick up a box of comdoms at the pharmacy, go to the counter, and ask where the fitting rooms are.

LMFAO!